Review: Lauren Barnett

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I’ve waited almost a month to write this review, thinking that I needed to calm down a bit, lest I seem unrealistically effusive in my praise of Lauren Barnett. No such luck, fellow mongers – she is VERY special, and I’m still smiling spontaneously when my mind drifts to her. Quite seriously, she’s the girl you can take home to your mother, the woman that would be an intellectual asset at a dinner with your biggest client, and absolutely the enchantress you’d love to lock yourself into a secluded mountain retreat with – with a case of condoms and no clothing allowed. She is a sweetheart, DDG, an adroit conversationalist, and an absolute inspiration between the sheets. Like I said – VERY special.

Prior to a trip to DC, I booked with her via e-mail and she was responsive and quick to set an incall for a couple of weeks later. She confirmed the day before and left me very easy instructions on how to get info on my final destination. When I arrived at her NW downtown incall, I called and she answered, saying that she’d had to stay late at her job and needed 10 more minutes. Ten minutes later, she called me and invited me in….and this is where I leave you, non-VIPS…but I’ll also leave you with some advice – just contact her. You’ll be very glad you did. And be respectful…she doesn’t need to suffer with fools.