Review: Chubbycat / LaLa / Horny Devil

General Details

I am writing this as I travel out to the airport whilst the memories are still vivid. I think Lala is my fountain of youth - she is able to make me perform like I did 25 years ago. This was my third visit with Lala alone and my fifth overall. Blissful and sublime are words that spring to mind.

I wanted to see Lala again but I have several trips to Beijing pending so I thought Shanghai might make a nice change - and it did.

I arrived at the hotel first and the upgrade Gods smiled very favourably on me. A huge suite with a massive jacuzzi and lots of chairs and sofas to try later.

The only weird thing was the best view was from the kitchen. I thought that it was a shame we wouldn’t be able to enjoy the view whilst we played. I shouldn’t have worried.

Lala arrived about 45 minutes after me and looked cute as always with a very short pair of denim shorts on.

We went up to the room to drop off her case and decide a plan of attack for the next couple of days.

The first day was going to be gentle, the second day very naughty, and the third day recovery and travel. That was the plan anyway.

VIPs read on for more details.