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Is This Normal Behavior for a Massage Parlor??
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Reposting from a regional board since a helpful member pointed out the existence of this one, please forgive the cross-post...


Hi Folks,
So I was on a quick business trip last week and after some fun at a local club and a few glasses of wine I did the responsible thing and caught a cab back to my hotel.  Given my departure location the cab driver suggested a few places he knew that I could stop on the way back, various massage parlors in the area.  Being a bit buzzed and having had a bit of fun at the club but not quite as much as I would have liked I decided to try it.

Now, I'm totally new to this scene.  I've been lurking on these boards for a while and definitely curious to try it out.  A few weeks back on another business trip I was even going to take the plunge but then found out that "screening" takes more than the overnight trip I was on allowed for.  I had (and still don't really have) a good idea of what is supposed to happen, particularly at a massage parlor.  My minds eye had always seen it as starting out as a real massage and then likely a hand job as the "happy ending".  Based upon this maybe my understanding of that euphemism is incorrect.

So, what happened in this place is an attractive asian girl in a bikini took my to a small room with a couch and massage table and told me the rate (seemed quite a bit more than what I see in classifieds around here but certainly not out of reach and quite a bit less than I just spent at the club).  I paid, she asked if I wanted a "table shower" (I said sure) then she told me to undress and left the room.

When she came back she handed me a towel to wrap around myself and walked me across a hall to a shower room.  She laid me on a table and gave me a good washing head to toe then had me stand up and rinsed me clean (as I nearly fell on my ass a few times battling the wine in my system and the slippery soapy wet floor  ;).

All squeaky clean she led me back to the small room and told me to lay on the table.  thinking this was the start of the "massage" I laid on my stomach to which she immediately told me to "turn over silly".  flipping over I saw her quickly shed the skimpy swimsuit and she joined me on the table.  some kissing and rubbing quickly led to me receiving some oral and sliding a condom on with her mouth.  When I was fully charged and ready to go she slid up and was going to town cowgirl style.  That led to a few other positions, lots of fun, and winding up with me requesting to finish off in her mouth without the condom (all eagerly agreed to by her).

OK, too long, didn't read, I know.  Sum it up, I always thought massage parlors equalled a massage and a hand job, this was full on oral and sex, did I walk into the world's best massage parlor or is that the norm?  

also, all the places in classifieds around here seem to advertise "massage" at about $50 which seems literally scary cheap for that sort of experience.  Is there an "upsell" involved or is it a difference in service or are those places just dives to be avoided and I should just move to more traditional providers here?

Thanks all!

What city were you in?
I found myself in a similar mood while in DC.  But didn't find the well-reviewed parlor until the day before my departure.  When I called for screening & gave the info - i felt it would take a while.  I never heard back, so I enver got that "parlor experience".

I wouldn't mind having the fun you had.  But it'd be nice to know the process, as I am a noob in the AMP arena.

Tough when traveling.  Every area has their own price range.  I mean PSE in CA is cheap compared to PSE on east coast, why because the porno girls are already in CA.  As for Amps, in NY, NJ PA its seems to be about 50 massage, another 20-30 for Hand Job place.  For places that offer everything 150-170.  Greek never seems to be on the menue though.

that LE could lie, but definitely wouldn't show up drunk (even just slightly) like you did.

It's always different.  Having experienced this in about 30 states, you just never know. The best thing is to do as much research as you can before you go someplace. Go online, check out Ter & other sites to see what the local 'norm' is.  

Your experience does happen often in certain places.  I know of one city that is well known for having AMPs that always offer FS.

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