I'm sorry, I love California, I love the weather, I love the beauty, but the traffic and the prices? Help me move, please!! I need to be in Vegas by October! THE SALE GOES ON UNTIL I MOVE!
I'm offering rock bottom prices at this sale, you won't believe it!
1/2 hour - $200
1 hour - $300
1.5 hours - $450
2 hours - $600
Mind you I don't watch a clock and I am never in a hurry so you MAY get just a little more time than you pay for if you're sweet to me!
I know I just got here and I really do like you all, but I have to live where it's affordable.
So come see me, say hello, good-bye and grab a little something at the sale, why don't you? :P
No traffic, cheap housing and me waiting to help you unpack.
Let me know if you extend this deal to my town, will you?