OK- studlymen!Any suggestions for a few day in A'dam? I will be there at the end of the month Euro Cup Final!!!!!!!!!!!!!With my SO, so no ability to get as wild as I would like, but some creeping allowed (i Hope)I would like suggestions for a) A serious (top therapeutic level) masseuse who will blow me like a tenor sax afterward- Can't be too obviously sexual, but I think I can get away for an hour or two...and if she has to blow me before AND after, so be it!b) any good Coffeeshops you like (and why would be nice too)c) Restaurants you think are better than their high averaged) Shops you think I shouldn't miss (books/ licensed athletic gear/toys/shoes/)I love the town, but I haven't been for almost 6 years...Snowboarder, your my point man! any hints?Thanks in advance to my hobby brethren.
If you have never been there before, the red light district is pretty easy to find. Just ask any cabbie (they all speak English). Smack in the middle right near Anne Frank's (not a provider) house. "Window shopping" is pretty cool. All shapes, sizes, races, ages. Good to see what you pay for. Normally its just FS but you can get some to do Greek. I went about 4 years ago and it was about $40 a pop. Don't know of any massage places but I hear the brothels are great too. Didn't have any coffee of note either.
Here's a book you should buy:Get Lost! The cool guide to Amsterdamby Joe PaukerCan be purchased at newsstands in Am.Have fun!!
C'mon guys! I really need your help here!
ok ok!!buy this book at a newstand in amsterdam:"Get Lost! The cool guide to Amsterdam"written by Joe Pauker.All you need.
Do I have to explain this to you all?I AM GOING TO EUROPE THIS TIME WITH MY FAMILY! SO/kids! I will get maybe an hour and a half on my own tops! I can't pore over some book while my family watches can I?I am looking to slip inot some spa off a regular street in A'dam and get my wick waxed, then fade and be Jolly dad for the rest of my stay.When I go for business I can do my own scouting of all this stuff and have fun doing it. Right now I need like 2-3 sure things that I don't have to track down. The kind of info you guys get off this site all the time, but in a country where this shit is legal!Surely someone knows of some legit looking place in the old city where a boy can have his needs administered to. The cofee shops and the restaurants I can wing, but the hobby is a new area for me that I never worked on in A'dam before.
Mr. Sully,In reference to your query point(c), Bon Appetit recommends 'Blakes Restauant'(011-31-20-530-2010)and the 'Inez IPSC' over the Amstel River(011-31-20-639-2899). Enjoy your visit.
Coffee House: The Bulldog, they even have a web site. Willie Nelson and other celebrities have frequented there.Club: Golden Key, this is what providing should be all about......Church: Old cathedral on OUdekerk street, with plenty of provider booths around, confessions heard 24 hrs a day by the clergy.......Restaurant: I love an Argentinian place on Damark but cant remember the name.If you are interested in a real gentlemans' pleasure club then take the train to the Rhur area of Germany and spend several nights partying withan International selection of providers in an elegant sauna club at a fraction of the cost in LA.Have fun!Laker
See? Now that is what I wanted! And a LAKER FAN gave it up! Only one more to go!LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!Sully
the red light district is obvious but a literal meat market. Everyone says the Yub Yum Club is the best but I believe nthere to be better. But have had some great nights there. Expensive. I don't know about massages with release. It seems it's one or the other in my experience.Amstel Hotel the best. One of the best hotels in the world. They've packed my bags! They remembered me from 3 years earlier. Great sole.Check out bar restaurant and for very good spa/massage.The best coffee shop is Green _________ (something-- i forget) They have consistently won the Cannibus Cup. The bulldog is the tourist trap. Don't buy anything on the street. And the district has gotten alittle rougher I've heard as of late -- as in street muggings.Have a great time go the van gogh museum for sure.
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Sully,If you only have an hour and a half to burn then you should head straight for the red light district near the Old Church. It's very near (within walking distance) to the Central Station and a quick cab ride from anywhere. I was there earlier in the year. Try to make your visit at night, the selection is way better and more plentiful.I've posted a lengthy trip report of my 24 hours in A'dam on other boards. Since I regularly go down to Tijuana it was originally posted on a TJ board and is a comparison between the TJ and A'dam scenes. If you want it just e-mail me and I'll send it. It's a bit lengthy and probably too detailed to post [email protected]
I just wanted to thank everyone who responded in my week of need. I am now off to Europe. I may not get the chance to post or even read the next few weeks of TER, but I expect the same relatively high level of intercourse to continue!!!Don't make me come back here and have to discipline you all! Oh shit I am already in my traveling persona!!!! Aaaagh!Seriuosly- Thanks for the extra guidance, although I may just fall into he coffeeshop nearest to the Hotel!tot ziens!