Dave walks into the bar and sees his friend Jeff huddled at the bar, looking depressed. So Dave walks over and asks Jeff what's wrong.


"Well," replies Jeff, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"


"Yes," replies Dave with a smile.


"Well," says Jeff, straightening up, "I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."


"That's great!" says Dave, "when are you going out?"


"I went to meet her this evening," said Jeff, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my pecker to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."


"Sensible" says Dave.


"So I got to her door," says Jeff, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."


"Great! What happened next?" asks Dave in excitement.


Jeff huddles over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face."