Guys are way overdue on being recognized for their
sensitivity. It's about time!
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of teddy bears all set up neatly around the room - small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized
ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she thinks it's kind of cute and decides not to mention this to him.
She turns to him, they kiss and then immediately have
their way with each other. After an intense amount of passion, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, so, how was it?"
The man says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
Good joke- send them home with a nice parting gift!
And just to show that it is possible for a man to be sensitive, my ex-wife used to say during a fight:
"You think you're sensitive, the only thing you're sensitive about is your own needs!" And I think all men can relate to that true story- I mean the part about not having any idea what she could possibly be talking about.
Hey, maybe we should start a thread to post true funny things the opposite sex has said (screamed) to us during a fight. That should be good for some laughs. Both genders qualify to post on that thread, I'm sure.