A bartender noticed that a young customer was drinking a lot of tequila shooters, and he asked him what the occasion was. The young man replied, "I just had my first blow job."
"Well, congratulations," said the bartender, "let me give you another one on the house."
"No thanks," the man replied. "If six tequilas won't get rid of the taste, I don't think a seventh will."
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