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Her Thoughts; His Thoughtsteeth_smile
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Disclaimer:  Not that I would presume to know what any woman is thinking, this is funny though! (IMHO)

HER SIDE OF THE STORY:
He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might
have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say
anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make
him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go
off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We
went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I
was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering
him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to
wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I
asked him if he was upset with me, and he said no. But I wasn't
really sure.
So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that
I love him, and he just put his arm around me! I didn't know
what the hell that meant because, you know, he doesn't say it
back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was
wondering if he was going to break up with me!
Why didn't he want to talk about this? So I tried to ask him
about it, but he just switched on the TV. Why would he rather
watch TV than talk to me?
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep, hoping he would
get the hint that I was upset and wanted to talk. I was so hurt
that he was out there watching TV while I was in here going
through emotional turmoil. Then after about 10 minutes, he
joined me and we had sex. I thought that maybe he would open up
after we shared an intimate experience like that, but he still
seemed really distracted. So afterwards I just wanted to leave
because I was so upset, but I just cried myself to sleep. He
didn't even notice how upset I was! I don't know, I just don't
know what he thinks anymore. I don't know what to feel anymore.
I'm on emotional overload. I'm so confused. I don't think he
loves me anymore. Why does he have to play mind games with
me? I mean, do you think he's met someone else?

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY:
Seahawks lost... Felt kinda tired... Got laid though...


-- Modified on 2/24/2002 11:26:39 AM

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