I'll start this off with something that happened to me.
About a year ago I was meeting up with an attractive well
reviewed SoCal provider for a bite of lunch.
We were both in the same parking lot and talking on our cellphones at a popular "Restaurant Row."  We spotted each other and decided to park near one another in a part of the
parking lot between two of the restaurants.
I park the LustMobile and I hop out of my car and into what
I presume is hers and announce "let's get the business out of the
way so we can enjoy lunch."  The driver, a fellow about my age
yells "hey buddy what are you doing?"
I am speechless, our intrepid provider always knowing what to
say in any given moment says "Hey [Lustman} I see you are making
new friends"
We even laughed about this over dinner recently, a year later!
Since she lives in the general area, I will let her decide to
reveal her identity or not.
Of course it would be a real belly laugh if one of our TER regulars just happened to be the 'mystery driver'

OK there you go---who's next?
Respectfully Submitted
LM